The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power think five times slower.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!