The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be french.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!