- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power think five times slower.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

Pointless Super Powers