- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have a brain!

The power to break a Nokia

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

Pointless Super Powers