- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to do nothing

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

Pointless Super Powers