The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to misspell

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!