The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!