The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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to do nothing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn retarted

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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lol

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!