- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to turn any object into food

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to not do it.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Pointless Super Powers