The power to be french.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to shrink boobs

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!