The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to fail at life

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!