The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to read this.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be a common person

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to sit

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!