- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to become black!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

Pointless Super Powers