The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!