- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to fart tear gas

the power to beathe

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

the power to jerk off

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to count to infinity.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

Pointless Super Powers