The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to change the color of your saliva.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to see through glass

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the ability to die on command

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!