- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to talk to humans

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to become black!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to die at will

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to kill yourself.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!