The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!