- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the ability to look into your brain

The power to bleed anally at will

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power of learning

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers