The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to live.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!