The power to burn the sun.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!