The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

he power to make mistakes

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to think of pointless powers.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!