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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.
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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..
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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.
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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.
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The power to change the color of your arm hair.
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting
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The power to bleed anally at will
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the power to find a needle in a haystack
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The power to think of pointless powers.
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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.
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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.
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Acid pee
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The power of self mind control
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to shit 1 penny per every year
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The power to have an indestructible tongue.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!