the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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The power to eat nandos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!