- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power of women's rights.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to be wrong

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to self destruct

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

Pointless Super Powers