The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to become demented

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!