The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to like any show

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to speak braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!