- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power of fart helium

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

Pointless Super Powers