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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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The power to talk without a tongue
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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it
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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary
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To shit bricks.
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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The power to speak braille.
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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.
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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.
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The power that turns farts into music.
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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the power to become demented
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The power to elect George W Bush.
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.
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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!