The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to start time.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!