ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to live.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!