the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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to do nothing

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to have a V8

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!