The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have a power

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be powerless

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!