- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers