- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to know where the beef is

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

cry acid tears

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power drown in water

The power to think your dreams are real.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

Pointless Super Powers