- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being pointless

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to sharpen a pen

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to live.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

To shit bricks.

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

Pointless Super Powers