the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to see through air

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!