The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!