The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to revive Hitler.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Liam Brudenell

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to count to infinity.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!