The power to die

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!