The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to start time.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!