The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Being alive (until you die).

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!