- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

anything Aquaman does

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

the power to walk on land.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to grab a cats face

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

Pointless Super Powers