Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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lol

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!