The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!