the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!