The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to eat bread

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to misspell

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!