- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to see the past.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to die when you get old

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of 12% levetation

Pointless Super Powers