The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!