That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!