The ability to die on command.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!