- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to release the bogus

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers