The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to not have a brain!

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!