The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!