The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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hello

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The power to breath at will.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!