- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to see the past.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to die on command.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers