The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to become demented

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!