The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to pee poop

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to plank

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!