The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be a common person

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!