the power to know when a politician is lying

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to talk to humans

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power of the succulent game

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!