- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power of the succulent game

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Pointless Super Powers