- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the ability to glow in the light.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

Pointless Super Powers