- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

Pointless Super Powers