the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!