The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!