The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to jizz money

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!