The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to take a crap.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!