the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to see through air

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!