- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to count to potato

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to not live forever

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Pointless Super Powers