- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

Pointless Super Powers