- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read this sentence

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to read this.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Pointless Super Powers