- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to clap 14 times a second

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the ability to talk to humans

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

Pointless Super Powers