the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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make youself dumb

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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boo

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!