- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read your own mind

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to walk through air.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

power to fart through your mouth

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

Pointless Super Powers