The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!