The ability to die instantly

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!