- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to turn any object into food

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to not care.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to die from darting too hard

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The Power to Die if you are dead

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

Pointless Super Powers