The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to like this power

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!